supermasterpiece.com
Because sometimes the world just needs to be captioned.
Junior High Doodlings
Ever wonder why Rob has such a poor grasp of Social Studies? See below.
Latest News
MERRY CHRISTMAS, HUMANS!
A festive message from our Future Robot Masters to enjoy Christmas… WHILE WE STILL CAN!
See it here.
MRS. BUTTERWORTH: THE ACTION MOVIE
I made this for CONAN: The ultimate proof Hollywood’s run out of ideas (or more accurately, the sack to take chances on original material):
NEW BOOK!
My new Kindle Single, THE FUTURE ACCORDING TO ME
35 ridiculous scenarios about the future of Earth, man, woman, race, politics, chocolate, hipster aliens, Black Holes filled with deadbeat Dads, existentially aware Smart Toilets, and our soon-to-be-swappable genitals.
- for the obscene price of 99 CENTS (do not need Kindle; the Kindle app will play on any device)
Buy it here.
CONAN-CEPTION (totally current reference!)
After as much unemployment from “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” (RIP) as employment on it, Rob is back at work on the new TBS show “CONAN.”
Not to reveal too much, but the entire series will be a shot-for-shot remake of “Riptide.”
GET SOME KUTNER IN YOUR EARS
Rob was recently interviewed for Script Magazine’s “TV Writers Podcast.” WARNING: May cause your ears to bleed to from sheer comic wisdom. Like flying too close to the sun!
FOLLOW ROB ON TWITTER @ApocalypseHow
Fresh, topical comedy - updated every time there’s something else Rob should be doing!
BUY ROB’S BOOK - THE LAST BOOK HUMANITY WILL EVER NEED
Check out “APOCALYPSE HOW: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times!” by clicking on the happy mushroom cloud.
Now a National Bestseller!
DON’T RUIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE
Rob and sometime-collaborator/full-time wife Sheryl Zohn created this must-see contribution to the healthcare debate:
Don\’t Ruin American Healthcare!
Dennis Miller Live
Some of Rob’s favorite contributions to “The Big Screen.”
Pics
See More of Rob’s Funny Pictures from:
Videos
Jewno
The viral sensation that almost got nominated for an MTV video award, and certainly packed the house on Purim 2007.
Watch it here.
Jewish Girls Gone Wild
The promo video for THE SHUSHAN CHANNEL in 2006 that went viral and almost got Rob sued by Camp Sabra. Click here to watch.
Even Gawker liked it!
PIE CHI
On the biggest day of his career, a vegan pastry chef struggles to overcome his anger issues - and a vindictive, butter-happy rival chef. Watch Pie Chi here.(Requires Quicktime)
Written by Rob and directed by Chris Grant, PIE CHI was created in 16 days as part of the Raw Impressions collaborative film project. It has gone on to play in numerous film festivals and was broadcast on Showtime and took 2nd Place in its Black Filmmakers’ Showcase (a lifetime goal of Rob’s).
Maxim
Scroll down to see both riveting parts of this 2-page spread, plus a bonus sidebar!
New York Times
Originally appeared June 24, 2004
Entertainment Weekly
LA Times
Originally appeared June 19, 2002
Esquire
Writing
Click on a masthead to read Rob’s humor writing in…
Links
Interested in bringing professional-quality Purim spiels to your synagogue, Hillel, or community? Rob and his collaborators at The Shushan Channel will sell you sketches, musical numbers, and videos from their 7-year hit New York Purim show.
Bio
Rob Kutner is a writer for TBS’ Conan and the author of the satirical end-of-times bestseller Apocalypse How: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times! and the new Amazon Kindle e-bestseller The Future According to Me. He has also written for The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, won four Emmies writing for “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart”, and contributed to its bestseller, America (The Book). Other writing includes HBO’s “Dennis Miller Live,” as well as humor and feature pieces for the Washington Post, New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Esquire, and Maxim. He has collaborated with his wife, TV writer/producer Sheryl Zohn (”Straight Plan for the Gay Man,” “Penn & Teller: Bullshit!”), on the comedy short “The Last Parody,” and the Raw Impressions movie musical “Til Birth Do Us Part.”
Born in Atlanta and educated at Princeton University, Kutner has also lived in St. Petersburg, Russia and been deported from Uzbekistan (really). Kutner has also received a Peabody, Television Critics’ Association award, a Grammy for the audiobook of America, and was named a “SuperJew” by Time Out New York. He is still waiting for his superpowers to kick in.
Rob is represented by Greg Hodes at WME, and Michael Lasker and Christie Smith at Mosaic.
