Did you love “Free to Be You and Me” as much as I did, but just wished it had more about divorce, robots, and sex dolls?

PRAYERS ANSWERED, in the form of my brand-new all-star comedy tribute, “IT’S OK TO DO STUFF: Songs That Didn’t Make It Into ‘Free to Be You and Me”
– available on iTunes today!

Only $4, and all our proceeds go to St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital.

Buy it here: http://awe.sm/dAnTb

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HUMANS!

A festive message from our Future Robot Masters to enjoy Christmas… WHILE WE STILL CAN!

See it here.

MRS. BUTTERWORTH: THE ACTION MOVIE

I made this for CONAN: The ultimate proof Hollywood’s run out of ideas (or more accurately, the sack to take chances on original material):

Eat hot maple HERE.

NEW BOOK!

My new Kindle Single, THE FUTURE ACCORDING TO ME

35 ridiculous scenarios about the future of Earth, man, woman, race, politics, chocolate, hipster aliens, Black Holes filled with deadbeat Dads, existentially aware Smart Toilets, and our soon-to-be-swappable genitals.

- for the obscene price of 99 CENTS (do not need Kindle; the Kindle app will play on any device)

Buy it here.

CONAN-CEPTION (totally current reference!)

After as much unemployment from “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” (RIP) as employment on it, Rob is back at work on the new TBS show “CONAN.”

Not to reveal too much, but the entire series will be a shot-for-shot remake of “Riptide.”

GET SOME KUTNER IN YOUR EARS

Rob was recently interviewed for Script Magazine’s “TV Writers Podcast.”  WARNING: May cause your ears to bleed to from sheer comic wisdom.  Like flying too close to the sun!

FOLLOW ROB ON TWITTER @ApocalypseHow

Fresh, topical comedy - updated every time there’s something else Rob should be doing!

BUY ROB’S BOOK - THE LAST BOOK HUMANITY WILL EVER NEED

Check out “APOCALYPSE HOW: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times!” by clicking on the happy mushroom cloud.

Now a National Bestseller!

DON’T RUIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE

Rob and sometime-collaborator/full-time wife Sheryl Zohn created this must-see contribution to the healthcare debate:

Don\’t Ruin American Healthcare!