Other Books
SNOT GOBLINS & OTHER TASTELESS TALES
Illustrated by mad genius illustrator David DeGrand (MAD Magazine, Spongebob/Simpsons/Uncle Grandpa comics), SNOT GOBLINS AND OTHER TASTELESS TALES (First Second) is a horror-comedy-grossout anthology — five tales of mummies, ghosts, vampires, trolls (and yes, goblins) guaranteed to make you laugh AND spew!
But don’t just take our word for it!
“You’ll drown in snot! Yes, this book is gross– and outrageous and funny. I laughed out loud. You will, too!”
― R. L. Stine, author of “Goosebumps” and “Fear Street”
“Over the top in the best possible way, SNOT GOBLINS is a great read!”
― Lincoln Peirce, author of “Big Nate”
“It’s killer! The 10 year old in me went bonkers!”
― Jim Paillot, illustrator of “My Weird School”
“I have not read this book, but based on the cover alone, I’m just going to go ahead and predict that it will be crowned the next Great American Novel, on par with Moby Dick and The Great Gatsby.”
― “Weird Al” Yankovic
LOOK OUT FOR THE LITTLE GUY
The actual, in-universe memoir of Scott “Ant-Man” Lang, as seen in the MCU movie “Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania!”
This New York Times bestseller gives Lang’s unique perspective on the Infinity Saga, being a divorce/ex-con/single Dad, and everything in between. New MCU tidbits, heart, hope, and lots of Scott Lang humor!
Rob’s futurism verges into the ridiculous, in his e-book
The Future According to Me
35 bite-sized “visions” about the future of Earth, man, woman, race, politics, chocolate, hipster aliens, Black Holes filled with deadbeat Dads, existentially aware Smart Toilets, and our soon-to-be-swappable genitals.
Can’t read? Then hear TFATM in this Audible audiobook starring Kurt Andersen, Emo Philips, The Go-Gos’ Jane Wiedlin and more!
Listen to “Army of Smartness” read by Cecil Baldwin (“Welcome to Nightvale”) here:
Listen to “The Junkyard” read by Eddie Pepitone here:
Other Writings
- “Mafia-Movie Characters You Won’t Be Hearing From Again After the Nostalgic Intro Voice-Over” (New Yorker, Shouts & Murmurs)
- “True Tales of the Sensible Kids from Goosebumps” (How Pants Work)
- “Hallmark’s Other Winter-Holiday Movies” (Weekly Humorist)
- “It’s a Wonderful Life: Top Nine Fan Theories” (McSweeneys)
- “Classic Rock Notes… From Legal” (McSweeneys)
- “NOT TO WORRY: I’ll Be Talking You Through Landing This Plane” (How Pants Work)
- “Random Acts of Dadness” (ModernLoss.com)
- “How to Say Kaddish For Your Father in 7 Different Cities” (The Forward)